When that’s a wall I’m a subway rider, when it’s graffiti I’m a cop, when it’s a page of autobiography it’s a mirror and I’m another grownup kid from the Bronx, but I’m never a critic and it’s not art. The writers call me Ugly Joe or Officer Joe or Officer Ugly. They’re clever like that. They write their names on walls so you can’t even read it? For mine they use stencils, and a picture they made from my department ID. It’s a favorite topic for your vandalwriters, my alleged sexual practices: Ugly Joe Blanks Blank sort of genius. But this, this guy. This guy tells a story I also know, from the neighborhood, one page at a time. In order, we figure, but we don’t find them in order, the years we’ve been chasing him. And now that I see him, Vic Damone haircut, subway worker’s uniform, I see how he managed it, ladder and a bucket, maybe a clipboard, who would stop him? On what basis does he not belong? Must take time though, first the white paint, hour to dry, then the words, the wall of words, could take all night one numbered page, the date, same little signature. The story of his life, told while living it. Fuckin criminal, interrupt that. I know his schools, church, I can see the steeple, his subway stop. He’s born at Montefiore, same as me, page 146. You might think art school but, no—steelwork, dockwork, hump and grunt. Dad’s a cop retired like mine. We know his height, at age 15. There’s things we don’t know, like why. Maybe Earsnot, Dybyk335, maybe they know. I’ll ask them, next time I detain them. If [stricken] ever is arrested, it’ll be some rookie doesn’t appreciate what he’s up to.
Copyright © February 1, 2007 David Hodges
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February 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm
red dirt girl
the writing on the wall……….is our autobiography…………….I like that thought………..could spin off a new poem on that…………I’ll let it settle for awhile in the mud and murk of my brain………maybe it might float back up……rdg
Give it time, red dirt girl. I barely posted this one before I heard your echo.
–David
February 2, 2007 at 10:10 am
Lori
This one is more Browning-esque, in its dialogue straight at us. Very vivid and immediate.
So you’ve been following my dialogue with the insightful ArthurBrowning, have you, Lori? (I presume you don’t mean Elizabeth Barrett.) Thanks for noticing.
–David
February 3, 2007 at 6:47 pm
ombudsben
While in college I took poli sci courses, and that building had some of the best grafitti I’ve ever seen. Evolving debates, barbed wit, several characters returning like columnists, the best of whom signed his epigrams, rebuttals, and aphorisms with “- B. U.”
Took me awhile to realize the pun; I think he worked it into a clever poem before I got it. Not autobiograffiti, but 2nd person biografitti?
Come to think of it, he’d might have done well in the 299 word format. Where’d you go to college?
Johns Hopkins, but BU would be the funnier answer.
–David
February 4, 2007 at 10:56 am
Josette
Hi David, thanks for visiting my blog and thanks for the compliment. I had no other avatars to use!
I find your method of writing interesting. Do you mean that you use only 299 words and not more or less?
Precisely 299 each and every time. Thank goodness hyphens are sometimes discretionary.
–David
February 4, 2007 at 1:46 pm
litlove
My college has a student art competition and last year someone won who inscribed a text onto a slab of slate, then managed to take a scuffed up kind of print off of it. It was incredibly effective, and your story made me think of it. I think your story is a kind of postmodern improvisation on the phrase ‘the writing’s on the wall’. I figure you could probably get 299 words onto your average wall, if you tried….
I’d say 299 words is just about right for a page of walltext. I do believe ombudsmen above was hinting something similar. Very Short Novels, coming soon to a building near you!
–David
February 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
AAA Copywriter
Hey David, I joined your feed as well. I’ve noticed your frequency is not too high, and five minutes is enough to read each piece . . .
It would take less if I didn’t keep stoppin’ to think 🙂
Alex
Thanks, Alex, Yeah, it’s the thinkin’ that slows down the readin”.
–David
February 6, 2007 at 12:00 am
briseis
Very, very nice. I love the dialogue narrative you wrote in, the idea you wrote on.
Thank you, briseis.
–David
February 10, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Nicole
I like this short novel , and the title represents in fact a mix between autobiography and graffiti … “Tell me what you paint and I’ll tell you who you are.”
I don’t know who you’re quoting, Nicole, but it’s an intriguing idea.
–David
July 16, 2022 at 1:10 pm
Tessa
Grrateful for sharing this
July 17, 2022 at 11:16 am
davidbdale
Thank you, Tessa. I’m delighted to see readers still stopping by.