To calculate my age since breaking my wrist requires weighting the days of the week on a sliding scale and doing a little algebra. All days but Fridays weigh one day each, though lately the off-days have grown heavier, more decrepitating. Saturdays in particular want to murder and bury me. Thursdays last an age, but I get through them, then Fridays I take my pill. They gave me dilaudid when I broke my wrist and accidentally decimaled the prescription, then refilled it twice the first week. I knew before the first tablet fully dissolved I would not die without knowing true love. I open my mouth and place her on my tongue each seventh day, I close my eyes and swallow, fill with warmth and feel my blood, and emerge to beauty and the wonder of being. She does everything I could possibly want a pill to do except negate the six days a week I don’t take her. I close the medicine cabinet door and pledge to the mirror, “Only on Fridays,” and the second commandment, “Until I run out.” My eyesight is better on Fridays. I see and comprehend the pores of my skin and the veins that run through it. The band of grass, the darker trees, the band of sky above them resolve into flag stripes. My family is more accomplished and more dear. Watching them prepare their meals, I regret that they can’t join me here; their food has no appeal for me and what I live on they wouldn’t appreciate either. It may be that my wife does not feel pain the way I do, or maybe her illness is not like mine. What they’re giving her doesn’t have the same effect, and they don’t seem to be giving her enough of them.
Copyright © March 30, 2007 David Hodges
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March 30, 2007 at 9:41 am
JD
David, 2 things. Regarding how your pseudonym honors thy parents, my company name is Allen Burrell Consultants, my Father’s first name was Allen, my Mother’s maiden name was Burrell, thus, Allen Burrell.
Regarding dilaudid in Lifetime of Fridays, this brought me back to a bygone era, when my junkies friends I grew up with preferred dilaudid to heroin, they felt it was clean and they knew what was in it. These guys used to pay 20 dollars for each little tiny white pill you could barely see. These were the cool guys, a handful of risk takers, I know for sure 2 are dead now way before their time.
Wow, Jim. That’s a lot of information. If I knew half the stuff you know, I could really write some stories! Thanks for stopping by and leaving your fascinating comments.
–David
March 30, 2007 at 7:04 pm
domestika
David, that’s another bone-chilling VSN … dark dark dark … but beautifully crafted, as always.
Jen
Yeah, Jen. This one gives me the chills. Thanks, though.
–David
March 31, 2007 at 10:22 am
Jill Terry
Bravo!
Grazie molto!
–David
March 31, 2007 at 4:32 pm
litlove
I love the way you personalise the pill – she’s a lover and a magician and a torturer. I’ve really missed my fix of vsn’s this week, and arriving back to find this little gem, you remind me why.
Thank you, Litlove. “Missed my fix” indeed! I’m glad you’re back to tell me what else I’ve been up to!
–David
April 2, 2007 at 7:41 am
Julie N Adams
Hi- I am not really a fellow writer—I mean—I blog—but what I actually am is a READER. I read about 500 books a year—purely for pleasure…and I have a special love for the short story. Most of the time, what I read are mere attempts, I just finished a paperback of 4 that made the bestseller list—riding on someones name,…. they lacked quality that was profound.
A whole story in 299 words.
It is amazing, going through your site, you pull it off time and time again. I will be back, and I will be sending my sister here too. You’re very good— well done!! Thank you. Julie Adams
That’s an astounding pace you’re on, Julie. I don’t think I’ve touched 500 books since the year I reorganized my bookshelves! Your words are very gratifying. Any day I pick up two new readers is a very good day indeed! Thank you very much. (Oh, and thank you for Chicken Three Way over at itsafunnyworld.com)
–David
April 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Tommi
Yeah. They “decimaled the prescription” and “they don’t seem to be giving her (this dudes wife) enough”. Yeah. I dig that.
Thanks, Tommi. Less careful readers are in your debt, now, for pointing out the inconsistency in the pharmacist’s behavior.
–David
April 3, 2007 at 7:22 am
Anonymous
Hi David,
Found this site via The Case of the Missing Family; I’m glad I did. That was a cold dark tale – I will be back!
Thanks, Anonymous! I’m glad you did, too.
–David
April 3, 2007 at 7:23 am
Crofty
….in fact so dark and cold I never even noticed that I had added the above comment anonymously. Sorry.
Solves that mystery! Thanks, Crofty.
–David