Unless the boy king’s back in town, there’s room in my galleries for those who know what they’re looking at. We’re trained to scan the floor for anyone at risk of mischief. I’m in the modern rooms most days; the playful, the subversive pieces gather here. An abstract that could be a landscape has the name of a woman. A sculpture that looks like a woman has legs from a piano. Everyone expects the polished white marble of the lunar bird to be cold and hard, and for most it is that, but in the hands of others the curves are muscled and quivering and warm. Your ticket doesn’t entitle you to that. For two hours on a Tuesday afternoon, I’ll poke my head into one room after another and see the same someone stalled before one and then another provocative piece. My guard reflexes twitch. I go to work. “She’s dangerous, isn’t she?” I ask. No one expects to be spoken to, not here, not by me, and there’s not a female figure in the painting, so the question is irrelevant at best, like code. She doesn’t answer, which is the right answer. We look. The paint is thick slabs of pigment laid on with a trowel, cracked in places, even flaky. The subject matter at this distance might be paint itself and how it draws us in. She knows better than to touch, but when I reach forward, we go in up to our elbows, and slipping these three dimensions, through the framed plane seek something curved like time that requires participation. Our fingers turn to animals: it’s time to bring her out. I sit her on the bench, and when it doesn’t rear up like a horse to throw her, I know I’ve done my job.
Copyright © August 20, 2007 David Hodges
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August 20, 2007 at 1:21 am
Ed Tajchman
Great piece! As a lover of art, I have always tried to go to museums during weekdays. (The Nelson Atkins here in Kansas City is really great, they just had a multi-million dollar expansion.) This way I have fewer people to deal with when I am trying to view art. But always the guard, eye-ing me, staring at me, driving me crazy. I will purposely sit and stare at the artwork and move around it just to annoy the guard. Maybe I am trying to establish my ‘dominance’ (I came to view the art and I will view it any way I wish, in peace, thank you.) Anyway, great writing, interesting to hear it from the other perspective…would you mind If I posted your blog to one of mine and wrote a response, from the viewer?
Sounds like fun, Ed. Thank you, and welcome to Very Short Novels.
–David
August 21, 2007 at 4:08 am
keshuvko
Yes, you have done your job David! 🙂
Another artistic and articulated piece.
(though I regularly read your pieces, it had been a while that I hadn’t commented. Because I am learning to enjoy the beauty of things rather than put logic every time on everything.)
Sorry it took me so long to respond, keshuvko (just enjoying the beauty of your comment).
–David
August 22, 2007 at 11:52 am
litlove
I really love this one with its dreamlike transitions and its morphing art works. Your guard is a wonderful example of just that unexpected shift from the real into a flight of fantasy as he initiates the woman into the hidden underside of the gallery. It’s intriguing the way she remains an object throughout as the supposed objects around her become powerful and alive. In a fine piece of mise-en-abyme this vsn ought to be framed on the walls of that gallery, David, for it is as playful and subversive and surprising as the world of art it seeks to create.
And if it ever hung there, litlove, I’d want your commentary in the catalog notes. Thank you so much.
–David
August 23, 2007 at 1:46 am
Madeleine
Hello David,
Seeking Short Stories, Articles, Poetry, Oddities
Those who would like to have work published in our first edition of “Greenbeard” literary magazine, please submit material to greenbeards@gmail.com
We cannot pay you at this time, but if chosen, you will be published and properly credited. An online edition should be ready by
November, with the print form by January.
If you are interested in contributing, let me know as much thru the blog.
Duly noted, Madeleine. Thank you.
–David
August 24, 2007 at 1:12 am
Miss Wisabus
Thanks for visiting my blog.
Like Ed up there, I tend to walk around the art as well, knowing that the guard is watching me. Drives me crazy. Sometimes I just hope that I’m doing the same for him.
What an interesting dynamic, this guard-teasing! Welcome to Very Short Novels, Miss Wisabus.
–David
August 24, 2007 at 4:09 pm
JaneDoughnut
Wonderful as always. I guess I read an entirely different metaphor into it, though, thinking, “oh how those artists will scheme to get a woman to pose naked for them.”
Single-minded artists! Thanks, Jane.
–David
August 27, 2007 at 9:46 pm
LiteraryMinded
Ah! It is so exciting to find edgy, vivid writing on the web. You’re wonderful!
Apparitions of Virginia Woolf trigger cravings for pancakes and you think I’m edgy? Thanks, LM!
–David
August 29, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Broken Projector - Cinema 299, Episode 1: Redondance ou rappeler?
[…] words in length. Anything more is waste. Today, I’d like to recommend David’s ‘Art Garde‘. Epic Hollywood Cinema and Unusually Wide Aspect […]
August 29, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Gautam
David- I posted my first 299 on film at my blog. I had a great time writing it- I just loved the feeling of borderlessness that comes with this type of writing. I hope to write more of these.
Thanks,
Really? You’re thanking me? What a tribute it is to be echoed! I may just echo you back, Gautam. Then we’ll really see the creative possibilities of the form!
–David
September 9, 2007 at 2:25 am
wizzer
I know nothing about art and have always thought those who see things I don’t as particularly fortunate. This simply brings it alive and gives me new hope!
A good guide can open your eyes. You’ve probably helped readers take a second look at my stuff. Thanks, Wizzer.
–David