He had leveled eleven trees to unobstruct his view of the gulf, trees he had planted in a neat row every six paces along his waterfront at a time when the gulf was the last thing he wanted to see. He’d been arrested and charged and brought to court for changing his mind, because the trees had statutory rights and he, apparently, did not; they’d been declared protected since he’d planted them and he, it seemed, was not. The trees had license to bully him. It was my father’s land, the son of the governor’s land, he told the judge, before it was mine. But the trees had standing where the governor’s grandson had none. The gulf came onto the land, he told the judge, and took the land by surprise and all who were on it, including the son of the governor, and swept them out into the churning salt and left the land bereaved, your honor. We all know what happened to your daddy, the judge replied. He plucked a flake of tobacco from his tongue. You’ve cut down some trees, son. How do you plead? From his oversized briefcase, the governor’s grandson produced a sizable chainsaw, which he raised to the bench. Impressive exhibit, the judge allowed. But I am not a cypress. He lightly spat. Whatever else he may have said was drowned by the snarling saw. The defense table soon was splintered. The gallery benches didn’t resist. The bailiff could have shot the governor’s grandson, and might have if he hadn’t been a friend of the governor’s son. Instead, he fled with everyone else and listened from the marble hall while the governor’s grandson and his saw brought down the jury box and the judge’s bench and every piece of wood a court contains.
Copyright © October 11, 2008 David Hodges
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October 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Jannie
A man with a chainsaw – a subject very near and dear to my heart.
This reminded me so much of Leonard Cohen’s short fiction for his native Canadian hero woman who spilled wine on the white tablecloth, how the tiny stain spread quickly and consumed all, like your chainsaw man’s wildfire of spirit.
Wonderful, thanks!
Thank you, Jannie! Any comparison to Leonard Cohen is appreciated. (Leonard Michaels also.) I love how much a songwriter can do with a few lines.
–David
October 14, 2008 at 8:36 am
grantman
…Who has standing in the courts? Well this case, while fictional, is very much a real case for people who have lost standing in the eyes of the law to trees, ponds, animals and birds. But the most insulting is when we lose standing to a corporation which has as many rights as you and I do! Hit a nerve with this one, David…great piece
Grantman
I’m glad my fiction had the ring of truth for you. Thanks, Grantman.
–David
October 29, 2008 at 2:06 am
petesmama
I haven’t been here in a while and I was hoping to find lots of novels. Whatever is keeping you away should know that we readers need our fix. Else we might be brandishing chainsaws too!
Thank you, petesmama! I keep checking back myself, hoping somehow I’ve posted something new and being disappointed, like you, to see that I haven’t. Don’t do anything rash but tell me if you do; I can always use a new story line.
–David
October 29, 2008 at 8:54 am
litlove
Petesmama beat me to it. I do hope you are at least well and everything is okay and that it’s the demands of work keeping you away from the blog.
Thank you, Litlove. I am quite all right, only suffering from a temporary upset of priorities. I’ll be back soon.
–David
October 31, 2008 at 10:28 am
Hoda Zaki
David,
I agree it’s been a while, and your fans need their fix. But know that they would never abandon you.
Hoda
That’s very sweet, Hoda, thank you.
–David
November 8, 2008 at 4:09 am
Wizzer
I’ve not been around for a while & feeling guilty about it so it was a relief to see I’ve not missed much. Glad to hear you are fine David.
This one seems to have touched a nerve with most people. The world over, ridiculous rules & laws drive normally placid people to extraordinary lengths. I must remember to take a chain saw wherever I go!
You don’t already? Thanks, Wizzer.
–David
November 22, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Johnny!
wow, nice
Thanks, Johnny.
–David