—Dad, are you trying to trade me?
—What would make you say that?
—Mister Moyer said you offered me for his daughter.
—Not just his daughter, son. That was a package deal.
—Why would you want to do that?
—Do you mean why or do you mean why now?
—
—I don’t think you’ll ever be worth more.
—But I’m nothing but potential!
—
—What if I go somewhere else and thrive?
—That’s what I’m hoping.
—Oh, so you’re doing me a favor.
—
—Is it my grades?
—You think I care about your grades?
—I don’t know, but you can’t just trade your family!
—No? Your mother managed it pretty well.
—Is this something I can veto?
—You can beg. You know I like that.
—What if I’m not happy where you send me?
—I didn’t think you were happy here.
—I’m very happy here.
—You don’t act it.
—This is how a happy teenager acts, Dad.
—
—At least let me stay in the same school.
—With those grades?
—
—Anyway relax, there’s not much out there.
—Maybe your standards are too high.
—Why, because I won’t take on someone else’s liability?
—Dad, just admit you don’t like me and let’s move on.
—I couldn’t do that, son.
—You think it’s better not to say it?
—
—This isn’t fair.
—What, fathers and sons? It’s inevitable.
—If that were true, your dad would have traded you.
—Yeah, well. I might have been better off.
—Oh, Dad, is that what this is about?
—
—You think I won’t get enough chances living with you?
—
—Look. Grandpa was an asshole.
—Yeah?
—Yeah.
—Yeah?
—Yeah. You don’t have to be.
—So, what do you think of the Moyer girl?
—She’s cute, but she’ll never tell you the truth.
—Yeah.
—Yeah.
—Play some ball?
—Let’s play some ball.
Copyright © July 31, 2009 David Hodges
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at davidbdale.wordpress.com.
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August 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Katherine
Interesting story. What gave you the idea for this? Usually shorts like this gets my brain to turn gears. How to flesh it out more, etc. But short and sweet is where it’s at.
I could never get the hang of writing short stories at least 1000 words. Even writing micro stories (100 words!) is a challenge. I guess I like yarns! (grin)
Thanks, Kat! Yarns are great (think of these as very short lengths of yarn, if you like) and certainly have their place, but not here. Maybe you should also try Very Long Novels (there isn’t one; I checked). Today a Pennsylvania woman announced plans to marry an amusement park ride. After that, trading your son doesn’t sound so odd. Welcome to Very Short Novels, Kat.
–David
August 6, 2009 at 1:46 am
petesmama
Trading in what you’ve got for what you think someone else has got… I think everyone toys with the idea at one time or another. Very interesting one, David.
If you knew the Moyer girl, you’d understand, petesmama. Thanks!
–David
August 9, 2009 at 3:00 am
Dave Hambidge
I could see the people talking as I read this, very good as usual.
Just a quick thought on layout. I am reading this by Vista through Yahoo IE8 and the formatting of the piece seems off? Or is it a mischievous trick?
Best
dave
Thanks, Dave! There’s no mischief in the layout as far as I know.
–David
August 11, 2009 at 11:34 am
Kathleen Maher
I love this: so close to what many fathers and sons might say if stripped down to their bones.
Thank you, Kathleen. I’m delighted to see you back commenting. This one sounds plausible to me too, despite the implausible premise.
–David
August 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Dracula
Peculiar way of writing,
I like it xD
Peculiar sort of compliment. Stop by any time!
–David
September 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
OmbudsBen
Have you heard of the fellow who offered his parents for sale on Craigslist? Might be an option, if the price for the Moyer girl goes to high.
Beautiful solution, Ben. Although, Dad may be a keeper if he can learn to loosen up a bit.
–David
October 6, 2009 at 5:13 am
Karen Yingling
So I’m not the only one to have thought of this? Great story. You should consider the Young Adult micronovel. That’s about all the longer some of their attention holds. Very fun site!
Thanks, Karen. There are no new ideas, I’m afraid, only new storytellers. Welcome to Very Short Novels!
–David