So many words are already written on a dollar bill, it hardly needs more language from me, words as evocative as God and Trust, as if heaven had to sanction my buying a croissant, beautiful words though, about my public and private debts. Legal Tender is practically a poem. That this dollar is a Note from the Federal Reserve made me want to reply. I drew a speech balloon with a felt-tip pen, to give tight-lipped George Washington, so long silent, his say. “Hi,” he said, in red ink, jauntily, and I spent him on butter. I wondered if I’d gone too far. The Latin, the coded numbers, a proper study should be done before any of these documents change hands. Two days later I got my reply, slipped in with some other change, the bill unfolded and addressed me directly. “Hi,” it replied. And so began my recruitment. The next balloon said “I am the root of all evil.” I started watching cashiers’ faces for glimmers of complicity. These dollars are harder to spend. The clerks and I, the cabbies and I, the waitresses have to decide how we feel about these dollars. Those with the most writing don’t even look like money. The felt-tip ink bleeds through and taints them, front and back. I love to receive them in change, but then, I also make friends with wrong numbers. They bring me into a conversation others never hear. Overall spending has declined. I pass these notes with greater care and think about what I get in return and the value of what I’m giving. I shake hands with every dollar and it shakes every hand it passes through. I can’t buy breakfast any more without wondering what the eye above the pyramid means to the fry cook.
Copyright © March 20, 2008 David Hodges
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March 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Emily
Thanks for the head’s up, but I think it is a fluke. My post about moving to LA got picked up by an LA blog and I got hundreds of hits yesterday. My 15 minutes.
Fluke it may be, Emily, but the day can’t be far off when you’ll get hundreds of hits every day. Your “The Smell of Moving” is front-paged at WordPress as we speak, in the Family category. When flukes come once a day, they stop seeming flukey.
–David
March 21, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Jessica
David,
I love this story. Wow. 🙂 What a wonderful thing; the very short novel. I may try this technique. I have so much that I want to write, but trying for a longer work tends to muddle up my thoughts.
Love your work. I’ll be back.
Jessica
So far, you’re staying on track! Thank you Jessica, and welcome to Very Short Novels.
–David
March 21, 2008 at 4:16 pm
litlove
If I haven’t been able to spend much time at this site, I always miss it very much. I hope you don’t mind me saying that no one works the magic you do, David.
I miss you terribly, too, Litlove, whenever you’re not here! Thank you.
–David
March 21, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Simple Zack
Not many people understand the value of money. They spend it like crazy without any care in the world. Your idea of looking at the dollar as an intricate document was well said.
Thanks, Zack. They’re surprisingly complicated when you examine them.
–David
March 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
grantman
..the modern day version of writing a note, putting it in a bottle and casting it off to see what happens, have you seen, Where’s George? A truly fun way to watch and see where all you money literally goes..
grantman
I have handled some Where’s George dollars, yes. I think it’s good to think about where our money goes.
–David
March 25, 2008 at 7:31 am
Wizzer
Maybe some of this “dirty” money now needs laundering!! As usual you bring something as simple as a slip of paper to life.
Good one, wizzer! Thanks.
–David
March 26, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Cath
Monnaie de singe, poorly translated into English as Monkey Business.
Talking of which, are you REALLY sure it is the eye of God on the bills ?
Or do you just TRUST “them” ?
LOL
That looks more like Monkey Money, Cath. As to your question, I don’t know what to trust. Thanks for the comment, though, and welcome to Very Short Novels!
–David
March 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Louise
Oh, I LOVE this. It’s poetic prose. Good and tight. Fantastic stuff. Glad I found you. L
Thanks, Louise. I’m glad you found it too. Welcome to Very Short Novels.
–David
April 10, 2008 at 8:14 am
Susilo Bambang Yudhono
Nicely done……..
Thanks again, Susilo!
–David
April 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm
asecondlook
I think the faces on banknotes in England at the moment are saying “best to let me stay in your pocket, don’t hand me over, look after me, keep me close” while the cash registers in the shops are saying to the banknotes, “Come on don’t stay in that wallet, come in here, it’s lovely and warm … true there aren’t many of you in here at the moment but a few brave pioneers like you and all the others will follow … come on” while the bankers in the banks are saying “No we haven’t got any money have you?
A good read again
Craig
Thanks, Craig. It might be universal. Our money is having similar conversations here.
–David
April 18, 2008 at 8:09 am
Ms Misanthropy
Thank You for making me smile on a horrible gloomy day, I like all of the stories I’ve read of yours so far, though for different reasons, this one is more optimistic I think.
Why, thank you, Ms, and welcome to Very Short Novels. No true misanthrope would leave such a lovely compliment, I think.
–David